Petition to ban blue bottles and fishermen from ALL kitesurfing beaches worldwide
Ok so this isn’t really a petition.. But the fact that you’re reading this means you are also aware and upset about the dangers that cling to our precious kitesurfing beaches. Or you’re just curious about this “petition.”
It seems that if there is a blue bottle jellyfish on the beach – it wil sting me. Although I managed to dodge them during my last kitesurfing session, the fact that they were there was enough to make me want to ban them from the beach. They always seem to get their evil blue lines of poison wrapped around me..

Lines much like the fisherman. I don’t mind it if there are fishermen on the beach. What bothers me is that they often choose to fish in the “kitesurfing zone” where there are obviously no fish. It has gotten to the point where some kitesurfers carry knives on them in case a fishing line gets in the way – and this is how the war began. The blue bottles also tend to crowd the “kitesurfing zone”.. These two dangerous factors are clearly working together and need to be stopped before their attack on kitesurfers worsens.

A blue bottle attack
Please sign your name (first register) as a comment – not because this is an actual petition, but just so that you can share in my pain..
Until next time (when I actually write a real blog)
Michelle
PL Teamrider
February 8th, 2010 at 11:53 am
KERRY
stupid bluebottles!
ok there you have a name
keep out of trouble mix, well at least until we do our roadtrip ok?? xxx